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     Sunday, February 13, 2005

    Today's Funny
    A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.

    The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe, my friend, why do you do this? Come with me and run through the forest. You'll see you'll feel much better."

    The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.

    Then, they came across an elephant doing cocaine.

    So, the rabbit again says, "Elephant, my friend, why do you so this? Think about your health. come running with us through the pretty forest. You'll see, you'll feel so good!"

    The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, and then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.

    The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up.

    So, the rabbit again says, "Lion, my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! come running with us through the sunny forest. You'll see, you will feel so good!"

    The lion looks at him, puts down the needle, and starts to beat the hell out of the rabbit.

    As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!"

    The lion answers, "That little bastard makes me run around the forest like an idiot for hours everytime he's on ecstacy!"

    Posted at 2:42 AM #

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