Weekly World News: "A big fat opera singer was charged with assault and hauled off to jail after she gored a tiny tenor with her horned hat.
The vicious attack unfolded after a performance of Wagner's opera Das Rheingold as the cast was sharing a celebratory dinner of spaghetti and meatballs backstage.
Witnesses say the trouble erupted when 5-foot-2 tenor Giuseppe Verona, 38, forked up the last meatball from the serving platter and dropped it on his plate.
Five-hundred-pound soprano Helga Von Kluge, 52, took exception and charged him -- head down -- like a bull in a ring."

This has got to be a joke!! Hehe!

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Weekly World News

Weekly World News: "A big fat opera singer was charged with assault and hauled off to jail after she gored a tiny tenor with her horned hat.
The vicious attack unfolded after a performance of Wagner's opera Das Rheingold as the cast was sharing a celebratory dinner of spaghetti and meatballs backstage.
Witnesses say the trouble erupted when 5-foot-2 tenor Giuseppe Verona, 38, forked up the last meatball from the serving platter and dropped it on his plate.
Five-hundred-pound soprano Helga Von Kluge, 52, took exception and charged him -- head down -- like a bull in a ring."

This has got to be a joke!! Hehe!