A lawyer, an accountant and a physicist are discussing, over a beer, whether life is better with a wife or with a girlfriend.

"A wife is better," declares the lawyer, "because of the family support and the help she'll be to your career." "Nonsense," says the accountant.
"a girlfriend is better: you can keep your independence and go out with your friends more." They turn to the physicist, who says, "It's better to have both. That way, the wife thinks you're with the girlfriend, the girlfriend thinks you're with the wife, and meanwhile you can be down at the lab!"


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A lawyer, an accountant and a physicist are discussing, over a beer, whether life is better with a wife or with a girlfriend.

"A wife is better," declares the lawyer, "because of the family support and the help she'll be to your career." "Nonsense," says the accountant.
"a girlfriend is better: you can keep your independence and go out with your friends more." They turn to the physicist, who says, "It's better to have both. That way, the wife thinks you're with the girlfriend, the girlfriend thinks you're with the wife, and meanwhile you can be down at the lab!"