US: "OK, crowd around, I have a dollar for any man, woman or child who has any information about these bad guys"
Innocent Opportunist: "Me, me, I know something".
US: "Yes, the dollar is in this truck, just hop on to get it."
IO: "Where is my dollar?"
US: "What dollar? Where's bin Laden?"
IO: "I don't know anything..."
US: "You are well trained, my name is Jim-Bob Jnr, I'll be seeing you daily for a LONG time"
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